They're Not Funny Anymore

The increasingly sad Al Gore made an appearance in the state where he tried to steal the 2000 election and had this to say:

"I genuinely believe that American democracy faces a time of trial and challenge right now more serious than any that we have ever faced."

Someone ought to tell the former Representative, former Sentator, and former Vice-President that America is NOT a democracy. It is a constitutional republic. You think he might have encountered that truth at least once in all his years of "public service."

And speaking of dimocrats, at the same time that they were yelling about the ports deal and the need for homeland security, the other side of their mouth was demanding $60 billion - that's billion with a "B" - in defense cuts. We all laughed at John "The French Poodle" Kerry when he said that he voted for something before he voted against it. Now, we're treated to the spectacle of them being in favor of something at the same time they're against it.

It's becoming increasingly obvious that Capitol Hill dims are the al Qaeda of America. They run off at the mouth, contribute nothing, and want to destroy everyone that doesn't agree with them.

Anyone with a brain in his/her head knows that Osama bin Sack of Crap and his bloody playmates around the world are rubbing their hands with glee every time someone like Sen. Russ Feingold demands that the President be censured. They probably went on a week-long high when the NSA wiretapping was revealed.

In their effort to destroy this President, these idiots might just end up destroying this nation.

And somehow, it'll be Bush's fault.

P.S. Al Gore was against torture, too. Then why doesn't he shut up?