What A Loser

Hillary Clinton said that she always wanted to be an Olympic athlete, but that she wasn't any good at sports. (No, really!)

Failing that, she determined to be an astronaut. But NASA told her they didn't take girls. (Isn't Sally Ride a girl?)

Next came medicine, but she got lightheaded and woozy at the sight of anyone in distress. (No wonder she stays far, far away from her constituents.)

She also abandoned any hope of becoming a scientist or mathematician because she didn't get good grades in those subjects. (Then why does she go on and on about global warming, health care reform, taxes, and just about anything else she has admitted she isn't qualified to talk about?)

Don't forget that somewhere in there she wanted to be a Marine.

That left politics, which proves beyond doubt that politics is a haven for those whose egos will always far outweigh their meager abilities.