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Is there a dimocrat that isn't pathetic?

John F. Kerry, easily the most pathetic man in politics, has been whining about getting out of Iraq ever since he stopped saying that we shouldn't pull out too soon. (Rush Limbaugh's line in this regard was fabulous.) However, when the Republicans actually called up his proposal for a vote, it was soundly defeated. Back to the drawing board, Swiftie.

Al Gore, next in line for most pathetic, has participated in a fundraising e-mail for the dimocrat Senatorial Campaign. "The evidence now makes it hard to avoid the conclusion that George Bush has repeatedly and insistently broken the law. . .". Big words from the Number #2 Man in the most corrupt administration in the history of our country.

He goes on to state that Bush's "nightmarish regime" has been responsible for an "unprecedented expansion" of executive power. Remember what Paul "Big Head" Begala said about Clinton's Executive Orders: "Stroke of the pen, law of the land. Kinda cool."

Then there's "I have never seen leaders that act with the contempt for the truth that I have witnessed in George Bush's administration." Was he wearing blinders from 1993-2001? How can we forget his immortal line: "There's no controlling legal authority."

Just so you know how far removed he is from reality, he ended with: "I know what it takes to win."

Maybe so. But he sure doesn't know what to do with it.

Howard Dean is roundly disliked and actually thinks that somebody somewhere is still listening to him with anything but dismay or amusement.

Hillary Clinton is so busy trying to make people like her that she is blind to the fact that an evergrowing number of dimocrats don't want her in the White House. Not to mention the 47% of the voters who said they wouldn't vote for her no matter what. (Figures from a C(linton) N(News) N(etwork) poll.)

John Murtha has actually, finally snapped. With his comments that our troops in Iraq could be re-deployed to Okinawa - 5,000 miles away - his dementia is now on full display.

Chappaquiddick Ted still blathers on as though he's not the biggest disgrace in Congress.

And this collection of fools and losers just might actually retake Congress this year. Heaven help us all.