Happy Holidays?

Voting on that day, in each and every town.
Democrats stood up, Republicans sat down.
When the count came in, the news was very bad.
And by the time the sun came up, we knew that we’d been had.

Jingle bells, D.C. smells, democrats are back.
Nancy is the Speaker now and, mercy, what a hack.
Jingle bells, Reid hard sells their never ending tripe.
And for the plucking near and far, Republicans are ripe.

They say they will play nice, we know that they will not.
They party voted out will soon feel things get hot.
Investigations now! Subpoenas left and right!
And by the time the smoke has cleared, it will be such a sight.

Jingle bells, shotgun shells, batten down the hatch.
In terms of meanness and of spite, we’re simply not their match.
Jingle bells, D.C. smells, democrats are back.
Of ranting and raving and the like, there won’t be any lack.