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John “Pretty Boy” Edwards has announced that he is going to run for president, again. He even chose to make his announcement from New Orleans, where he was pretending to help clean things up. He says that America has changed, and he has changed. Instead of thinking about being the best candidate, he is thinking about being the best president.. He no longer thinks that identifying problems is good enough. He believes - ready for this - that identifying solutions is more important.

He has reached this higher plane of enlightenment by maturing personally and politically, through serious “self-analysis and awareness.” Anyone think that lack of self-awareness is one of John Edwards’ flaws?

Trying to further his new-found claim to seriousness he said, “Being president is a job with a lot of lonely responsibility. I think there’s a maturity and a depth required to do the job and do it well.” He wants to be president “out of service.” This isn’t just his ego talking.

It took him 50+ years of living to realize that solving problems is more important than enumerating them? That being President of the United States requires maturity and responsibility? Is he serious?

This man actually believes that there are people out there stupid enough to buy this drivel. Unfortunately, he's right.