Global Warming

I don’t know how much more of this global warming I can stand. It was 20 degrees at my house this morning. One of my pipes froze. I had to put a space heater in my pump house to thaw it out just so I could have some water. Last year, because of global warming, I had snow in March and April.

The forecast says it might snow today. I know it snowed a little bit yesterday because I was driving in it.

Global warming is really wreaking havoc in my life. Much more of it, and I just might freeze to death. Why isn’t the government protecting me from? Where is FEMA?